Oops

The other day Ethan was playing outside (it was one of the cool days that followed Gustav, and it was nice to let him take advantage).

We had this plastiky fake-ceramic garden fairy out there, which was already in pretty bad shape. I happened to look out the window and saw him carrying it over to the concrete patio, right in front of the window. He can't see inside because of the solar screens, so he didn't know he was being watched...

So he dropped the fairy, and though I didn't see it (because the impact point was below what I could see through the window), I knew it would break. Ethan's reaction was priceless though. He just stood there motionless for a few seconds staring at the broken pieces with a look of complete horror on his face. At that point I started cracking up and everyone else in the room started watching the show.

After the realisation of what he had done set in, Ethan went into damage limitation mode. He picked up two of the larger pieces and ran in a wide arc across the back lawn looking for somewhere to hide the evidence. He ended up hiding them at the end of the deck, and then came scurrying back for more pieces.

At this point we went outside and tried to look cross. :) The rest is basic parenting, but the reactions he had were just priceless.

What's up with that?

For his bed time story tonight Melanie read Ethan a book about God. We go from Dr. Seuss to Thomas the Tank Engine to Mr. Men and all kinds of other topics, but tonight was a short one about God for kids.

Melanie called me in after a while to help answer a rather difficult question. Ethan had picked up on a line in the book that said that God gives us shelter and food to eat, and wanted to know why if that was the case, there are children in the world who have no food to eat.

Neither of us could think of a good answer, so we just said we didn't know. His next line was priceless though.

"But Mommy, we have food to eat, and sometimes I'm hungry. What's up with that?"

A threat to take seriously?

Yesterday we had our usual struggle getting Ethan to take his nap (he was up early that morning). Well, almost usual.

He normally gets quite annoyed when we put him down for a nap, usually running away, and hitting us as we catch him. But what was different about this time was what he said to try to detract us.

"If you put me down for a nap I'll kick your little ass!!!!"

Of course, Melanie and I had to really struggle to not laugh. It's simply not what you expect, especially since it was something we certainly didn't want to encourage.

So, where did he get it from? "Harry said it" he said.

Harry?

"In Spiderman to Peter Parker."

Ah, that's it. Spiderman 3, when Parker works out that Harry has got his memory back and confronts Harry about it. I remembered the scene. Hmm....

Today he said it to his couson (of 5 years), so it's not a one off incident. The dilema now is of course what to do with it. If you make too much of it, it could be an attention earner for him. Don't do enough and he'll think it's ok.

Ethan's first day at 'school'

Today Ethan spent four hours at a "Mothers' day out" preschool. He will be doing this twice a week now until Summer, so it gives us some quiet time, and him some new opportunities that are the main point to the exercise.

Aside from learning new things, Ethan will be able to interact with other children his own age. In particular, he's not really ever been around other boys his age as all of his cousins are girls. We're hoping that his new social interaction will not only allow him to make new friends, but will also be an outlet for him that will let him let of steam and improve his behaviour at home.

I'm delighted to be able to report that he behaved very well indeed on his first day. We had no problems dropping him off, and his teacher said he was very good indeed all day.

His next day there is on Tuesday. Hopefully the good behaviour continues!

"Calling the Police"

Last night we had the usual struggle to try and get Ethan to eat his dinner.

He eventually got so annoyed with us that he decided to call the Police. He got his toy mobile phone, dialed, and the conversation went something like this:

"Hello? This is the truth. Um, Mommy and Daddy are being mean to me. Yes. Can you come and take them away? Bye."

So he hung up and informed us that the police were coming to take us away. I hinted at Sean to call my phone, which I answered as though the Police had called me.

"Hello? Oh, hello Officer. Yes, I know you just talked to Ethan. There are a few things he didn't tell you though. He won't eat his dinner. Yes, that's right. And he keeps talking rudely to Mommy and Daddy. Uhuh. Yes, I'll tell him. Thank you Officer. Bye."

I looked Ethan and said something like the Police Office wasn't very happy with him, and he just collapsed on his chair, head in his hands sobbing: he was genuinely upset. We were already speechless at this when he whimpered:

"I'll never see my family again!"

He actually thought we were going to get him taken away by the Police! Of course at that point we had to comfort him and tell him that was was all a joke, but we're still very surprised that he took it so seriously, and at his reaction which was at the same time heart-melting and downright cute.

Ethan's 3rd Birthday Party

Ethan's 3rd birthday party was held on a lovely Saturday afternoon. The weather was fantastic and we were outside pretty much all day.

We got a "Spider Man" bouncy castle in which was great for keeping the kids busy, though I wouldn't recommend it later in the year when it gets hotter. We also hired a snow cone machine that everyone enjoyed too (which I would recommend later in the year!).

Thanks to everybody who came: it turned out to be really nice and went really well.



More photos are available via my flickr account.

Tummy Bug

Ethan hasn't been sick (in the throw-up sense) since before I moved out here. So it was a little surprising when he threw up at about 6:30 on Thursday evening.

Poor kid didn't know what was going on. He probably couldn't remember the last time it happened!

That night I slept on the couch with him sleeping on the smaller one so I could be close in case it happened again, and it did: several times.

On Friday we took him so the doctor who said it's just a tummy bug and he probably won't throw up again, but the diarrhea might last a bit longer. So there's nothing to worry about!

Funny thing is, he's such a cheerful kid normally that even while he's being sick he's still smiling. After one of the episodes I was cleaning up the mess and he was standing watching, tears still on his face and his little body shaking like you do after throw in up, and he just looked at me and said ,"Daddy, I'm so happy!".

I love that one!

Ethan's vocabulary is coming on really fast now. Every day he seems to have a new word or understands a new concept. This evening I was out in the back yard with him chopping up branches that we'd trimmed from the trees out back, when it quickly got dark.

Ethan said "It's got Dark, Daddy!"

I concurred.

Then he said, "That means it's time to go sleep".

I don't think I've heard him use the word 'means' before or anything like it.

Earlier in the day he asked where Mommy was. I told him she was in the bedroom on the phone, to which he replied, "I want to see her". First time I've heard him use 'her' or anything like it. Normally he'd have said, "I want to see Mommy".

He's definitely learning!

Happy Birthday Ethan!

Yep, he's 3 today.

Now, the Terrible Two's started bang on his second birthday, so here's hoping that they finish bang on the 3rd! However, we know it won't happen quite like that. :)


While today is his real birthday, we're building him up more for his party this Saturday. We'll definitely be posting loads of pictures of that once all is done.

Where's my want?

Hello, and welcome to Ethan B's world. This is a blog on which Melanie and I will post about things Ethan is up to at the moment so those who live far away can keep a track of him.

The title of this post is one of Ethan's favourite phrases at the moment, and as with many of his musings we're having trouble figuring out exactly what this means. He appears to use it when he wants something, but doesn't seem to know what it it. Quite a problem I'm sure for a such a little person to deal with so early on in life!

Oh, and the other news is Ethan's upcoming birthday. 3 on Monday! We're having the party on the 31st though, of which I will of course post photos.

Anyway, more later!